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    Anglophile Dooch's Avatar
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    Fuckin A Mumm ra.

    Did you get that milorganite application down? Now is the time.

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    nope lmao. i need it, badly. my front is looking rough
    been spending too much time doing other outdoor activities


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mumm Ra View Post
    got back yesterday from charter fishing on lake erie for three days. ate burgers from a cow named Petey, grilled whole farm chickens, and fried 30 fresh caught walleye. best part is I didn't spend a dime
    Sounds like a great holiday.

    Very polite of the cow to introduce itself to you haha. Which is exactly what happened in part 2 of Douglas Adams' The Hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy, pt 2 : The restaurant at the end of the universe'.
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    i believe the cow was named after Petey the dog from the Little Rascals because the cow had a fucked up eye or something. thats what i remember after several vodka glasses anyway


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