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    Default Story time.

    So the girl comes home from the grocery store this morning and says...

    “I got this butter...”

    And before she could finish I said..

    “Kerrygold?”

    And I was right.


    Thank YOU, wu Corp progressives.
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    This forum is in desperate need of better contributors 😖.
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    Burn!

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    Haha agreed. I may be wrong, but people seem to have been talking non ironically about having well maintained front lawns recently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sky Blue Bally Kid View Post
    The Harm Reduction Unit is my favourite unit within the Unacceptable Behaviour Team.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ShaDynasty View Post
    Haha agreed. I may be wrong, but people seem to have been talking non ironically about having well maintained front lawns recently.
    It's because we have a lot of poor people that recently got indoor jobs. It's like rappers getting an advance and making 40 songs about their chains. Only, because of T levels, it's lawns here.
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    Oppressive lawns
    Quote Originally Posted by Sky Blue Bally Kid View Post
    The Harm Reduction Unit is my favourite unit within the Unacceptable Behaviour Team.


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    They're a petit-bourgeois status symbol and 50s throwback. They're bad for biodiversity and the environment and a pain in the ass to maintain.

    I don't get the appeal.

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    My lawn is so green and lush right now. Gotta love that Kentucky Blue.

    Mother Nature has been a delight this year. Perfect amounts of sun and rain.

    The impatiens are gorgeous. I pruned the burning bush down this spring and wow has it become invigorated.

    Next I’m going to prune down one of the abrovitae and add a hydrangea. The hydrangeas are majestic right now in NE Ohio.

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    ^sounds gay as fuck. My Brother is a horticulturist and his garden is like a fucking jungle. Massive gum trees and loads of lush tree ferns and palms and shit at ground level. It's messy as fuck, which is y it's great. It's real.

    Our old family home backyard was on some pimpin' Wild jungle shit once my bro took it over too.

    Fuck your sissy pansies and hydrangeas. Get a real garden, geek.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sideshow Bob View Post


    Oppressive lawns
    I just looked up her Twitter. Jesus Christ. NY Times hired the wrong chink.
    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    My well manicured white supremicist lawn triggering the property-less is like a cherry on top.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noel411 View Post
    ^sounds gay as fuck. My Brother is a horticulturist and his garden is like a fucking jungle. Massive gum trees and loads of lush tree ferns and palms and shit at ground level. It's messy as fuck, which is y it's great. It's real.

    Our old family home backyard was on some pimpin' Wild jungle shit once my bro took it over too.

    Fuck your sissy pansies and hydrangeas. Get a real garden, geek.
    Lol... fucking hillbilly trash.

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    You guys should like..

    fight each other with garden trowels and compost breath
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    Tap this root, bitch.

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