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    Default We predict things the U.K. bans in 2019

    Toilet paper
    Soup ladles
    HD tv antennas
    beatles records
    Aggressive skateboarding or walking
    Comedy: https://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2018/..._soviet_russia

    Cat calls or whistling inside the Cock Tavern
    Medium sized pizzas or larger
    Refrigerated beer
    testosterone enhancing supplements
    Car horns
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    Jazz hands.
    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    Hopefully they ban soul controller from wearing v-neck shirts like Simon Cowell

    chest hair protruding through his shirt in front of the parliament building
    very very disrespectful
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    Pointed Sticks
    Europeans

    I can't even... no idea whats gonna happen.

    I'm all for more ethical, ecological banning of shit though.

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    Gza's tour in April
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    they need to ban that terrible british accent. "i think i fancy you'. who the fuck talks like that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sideshow Bob View Post
    Hopefully they ban soul controller from wearing v-neck shirts like Simon Cowell

    chest hair protruding through his shirt in front of the parliament building
    very very disrespectful

    lol, i have a shaved chest, and i dont wear those v neck jumpers.. and i have no idea who simon cowell is.


    Quote Originally Posted by BIG RIG BROCK View Post
    they need to ban that terrible british accent. "i think i fancy you'. who the fuck talks like that?

    i've never heard anyone say that, you need to stop watching americanised english movies or shows, were they chat like that.

    the british accent is amazing.. you can hear it all over game of thrones.

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    oh and they should ban drones, airplanes and posting on the interwebz.

    also ban toilets so we can all shit in the street.

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    Please ban police k9s

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    Early bans just in...

    Vegans banned by Lewes pub during hunt
    - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-46695991

    Charity collectors banned from putting stickers on children
    - https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/808333...kers-children/

    Puppies and Kittens Banned
    - https://abcnews.go.com/International...ttens-59997414



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    Quote Originally Posted by soul controller View Post
    lol, i have a shaved chest
    You better bin that razor mate before we call the authorities
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    The BBC has officially banned white people from history LOL




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    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sideshow Bob View Post
    The BBC has officially banned white people from history LOL




    So they are the ones who were the true colonial oppressors???

    This changes EVERYTHING.

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    real brits aint white; see chedder man.

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