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    What is the key to happiness?
    Check out my new live instruments track, 'It Doesn't Matter Anymore'...

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    Milkshakes from Arbys and ringing their stupid bell near the entrance.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sky Blue Bally Kid View Post
    The Harm Reduction Unit is my favourite unit within the Unacceptable Behaviour Team.


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    Always have cialis on hand

    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    i guess the key to happiness is having a really shitty memory..


    guess im f0rever sad


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    Quote Originally Posted by noel411 View Post
    What is the key to happiness?
    Don't be you.

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    avoid having kids
    https://instagram.com/p/B1P2pLeAO7M/
    https://instagram.com/p/B1PpYrxAh6c/
    ^^^snippets on whatís coming on my upcoming album *piscean knight *

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    release date: 02/20/2019 on #itunes#spotify#tidal#bandcamp#pandora#iheartradio etc



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    https://tidal.com/track/74375213
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sideshow Bob View Post
    Milkshakes from Arbys and ringing their stupid bell near the entrance.
    For real? I've only ever had their nasty sandwiches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RADIOACTIVE MAN View Post
    avoid having kids

    having children is an amazing blessing, they bring so much joy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rame View Post
    For real? I've only ever had their nasty sandwiches.
    Their sandwiches were pretty nasty back in day. Seems like they completely transformed their franchise in the last couple years to compete with stuff like Chick Fil A.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cd View Post
    Don't be you.
    Don't be me.


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    stay away from kids
    https://instagram.com/p/B1P2pLeAO7M/
    https://instagram.com/p/B1PpYrxAh6c/
    ^^^snippets on whatís coming on my upcoming album *piscean knight *

    NEW album

    GET IT HERE

    http://graveyardshifter.bandcamp.com...-dark-season-2

    project cloverfield album sampler

    release date: 02/20/2019 on #itunes#spotify#tidal#bandcamp#pandora#iheartradio etc



    https://soundcloud.com/graveyardshif...-album-sampler






    https://tidal.com/track/74375213
    https://open.spotify.com/track/462Ov8pe6WdYvyUGuVH9NY

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    Never marry.
    Never have kids.
    Never fall in love.
    Never let any girl know how much you're making.
    Never give your real name to one night stands.
    Never date any women with femenist friends.
    Always use your own condoms if raw is no option.
    Never return the favor if you get head, that's only for long term girlfriends.
    If you want to have more than one gf, get more than one phone.
    Never show up for a date or to the club without a pump.
    Have MDMA at hand, hidden well of course.
    Don't use deodorant, use cologne or parfume sparsely. Or better yet, WD40.
    Get your bodyfat to anywhere under between 12% and 20%
    If you're below 5ft8, aim for Asians.
    Learn some basic sentences in different languages.
    Clean your room.

    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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