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    ^^Wait... What!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sky Blue Bally Kid View Post
    The Harm Reduction Unit is my favourite unit within the Unacceptable Behaviour Team.


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    Fuck...someone shoot me now ^^^^^^^^


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    The SAT's are going to have an "adversity score" to help out the dumb kids. My advice is.. don't be a dummy.

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/sat-adv...-playing-field

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dooch View Post
    kek of all kekz

    i think you mean Top Kekz.

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    Keko di tutti keki

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    I was feeling beautiful pain for as long as i can remember because of being ripped apart from my first true love and I eventually emerged into s state i call beautiful enlightenment and it was for the first time. Enlightenment was dry before compared to this

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    Quote Originally Posted by RADIOACTIVE MAN View Post
    Especially kids

    never ever have those

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShaDynasty View Post
    Hahaha
    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShaDynasty View Post
    Lmao
    Posting such a thing to FB right now would create a shrieking noise so loud, tectonic plates would shift.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sky Blue Bally Kid View Post
    The Harm Reduction Unit is my favourite unit within the Unacceptable Behaviour Team.


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    Having kids is phenomenal. I don't understand people that don't want kids, but they're usually on the verge of killing themselves (most of the time because their body chemicals think they're worthless for not having kids because they're mammals but they think it's because of lesbians not allowing them to say 'faggot' on facebook).

    But yeah, reproducing is very fulfilling and fun. Outside of making a little person that you love and care for and can work towards ensuring they have a great life. Plus you get to have great moments with them and watching them grow is literally the meaning of life. Then there's having a part of you continue into time which is dope. I don't know what you guys think you're going to do when you're 50 LOL. Mind you you're only like 60% through with life at that point lol. The fuck.

    Imagine playing a video game and like, 15% through it, there are no more objectives.

    just doing this shit between jacking off, watching superhero movies and shooting heron


    The fuck are you actually going to do nigga? Go on tinder? Hang out with your 'friends'? LOL You think anyone wants to be around your fucking flaccid dick ass LOL. 'I sure love to travel' looking ass lol. The fuck? Sometimes I wonder wtf is going on in the American brain bruh. Who the fuck are you going to talk to after 35? You'll never met a bitch that's not a left over UNLESS she's a widow, you dick will turn to egg yoke, nobody is going to want to be 'friends' with you because they have kids to raise and a life to build, and you'll just spend your entire Call of Duty existence keeping your age a secret like Doosh. Doosh can actually go home to a group of people that he loves and loves him back.

    Can't go to no fucking club. Can't go to no fucking swimming pool. Nobody is trying to see you at a bar. You're going to get too frustrated at handsome black men to like sports in the next decade, Can't go anywhere that women exist, 0 fucking pussy. Prostitutes will get even more transactional, you'll get tired of porn. Tired of movies. Tired of fucking TV nigga.

    Then you hit your 70s and end up in a home telling a Nigerian how much you don't like assorted mexicans, and die with shit hanging out of your ass 15 minutes before her shift ends. Slathered in shit and dead ruining some poor kids day like a Gunt (Geriatric Cunt). Then your surviving relative has to debate using sick time to come bury your fuccc ass.

    Idk if ppl haven't thought this through but I'd what the American fixation with being a kid forever is. Can you imagine being in elementary and being all 'I don't want to go to middle school', and for some reason they let you lol. Nigga swearing to god the highest joy life has to offer is juice of friday. And it's not even like you niggas like money or are on some get fly shit. What's the plan nigga? LOL jesus

    Nigga just wants to be a whole mammal without a family. Ok nigga. lol the fuck
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    Just wanna say, TSA, all the reasons u just listed in favour of having kids were purely selfish. U basically just said u should have kids because of all the ways it benefits yourself.

    Never mind the fact the world is a grossly overpopulated fucking shithole disaster zone and most people aren't even fit to raise a kid properly.

    It's that kind of thoughtlessness that leads to this world being such a fucking mess.

    I mean I get ur point, but it's a very self centered argument.
    Suck this drunk alcohol dick.

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    Noel why can't you
    Can't go to no fucking swimming pool.
    ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Sky Blue Bally Kid View Post
    The Harm Reduction Unit is my favourite unit within the Unacceptable Behaviour Team.


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    Lolzwtf?
    Suck this drunk alcohol dick.

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    Never mind it looks like the rant was directed @graveyard shifter or something

    However I did an analysis on the TSA rant text, and it turns out he shares the same writing style as David Foster Wallace. Apparently the symbol of 'Lit-Bro Culture". A white-man-author-guy who killed himself using a noose on his home patio.









    Quote Originally Posted by Sky Blue Bally Kid View Post
    The Harm Reduction Unit is my favourite unit within the Unacceptable Behaviour Team.


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