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    Itís pretty hilarious that the Democrats have the Ultimate Boomer as their front runner.

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    Haha yea he's a special flavor of boom.

    Poor guy at his age should be playing Pebble Beach and showing his grandchildren post-cards with alligators on 'em or buying choked-down putters for mini golf & ice cream.

    Mini-golf and ice cream is a CAN'T-LOSE scenario no matter how you play it. Whether a date or entertaining nieces and nephews.
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    But yeah if you have a daughter or niece, and Ol' Malarkey is sniffin' around like a 50's bird hound.. feelin' his oats..

    Punch that thin gray-haired pedo in the temple, like mister yo tongue punches a Lake Erie speed bag of fish dicks and bird suet.
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    only boomers think he's the front runner.
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    you know there is an element to radicalism in every generation, and this one has more steam because of the omnipresence of media.

    Weíre kind of getting to a crossroads because itís leeched itís way into the minds of the Hipster Youth.

    Generations will look back at Trump and praise him as one of the great Americans and Presidents, in a similar way to Lincoln. Despised when he presided, worshipped when heís dead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Chinroom View Post
    Haha yea he's a special flavor of boom.

    Poor guy at his age should be playing Pebble Beach and showing his grandchildren post-cards with alligators on 'em or buying choked-down putters for mini golf & ice.
    if Trump finishes a second term, he will be older than Biden is now.
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    How does anybody get excited for any of these phony old cunts. People are really delusional.

    The UK is just as bad. There's an election in the UK in like a week, and every single candidate and political party is fucking atrocious. I might take a shit in the voting booth as a protest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShaDynasty View Post
    How does anybody get excited for any of these phony old cunts. People are really delusional.

    The UK is just as bad. There's an election in the UK in like a week, and every single candidate and political party is fucking atrocious. I might take a shit in the voting booth as a protest.
    I noticed it's mainly boomers and gen-x who treat elections like a Super Bowl. You couldn't pay me to attend a political rally or put a bumper sticker on my vehicle. It boils down to "well my candidate's international bankers are gonna beat up and rape your international bankers!" Also inaudible grunting noises about climate change and quantitative easing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TSA View Post
    only boomers think he's the front runner.

    Well they're the only democrats who currently vote.

    Feel the Malarkey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Artsdradamus View Post
    if Trump finishes a second term, he will be older than Biden is now.
    Youíre kinda like the Biden of the Corp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Chinroom View Post
    I noticed it's mainly boomers and gen-x who treat elections like a Super Bowl. You couldn't pay me to attend a political rally or put a bumper sticker on my vehicle. It boils down to "well my candidate's international bankers are gonna beat up and rape your international bankers!" Also inaudible grunting noises about climate change and quantitative easing.
    Donít be so cynical. They have wonderful bankers. The best bankers in the world, trust me. I know a lot of bankers and these guys are great. Believe me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dooch View Post
    You’re kinda like the Biden of the Corp.
    I could picture him sniffing Cilvaringz head. "Yep, smells like super fan"
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    Itís a PA thing, ya numbskull.

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    Nicky Chooch is just pissed because his Browns coach tried trolling the Steelers by wearing a "Pittsburgh Started It" shirt in reference to the cleveland helmet-swinging thuggery a couple weeks back. He showed up to the movie premier of Pittsburgh legend Fred Rogers wearing the only thing worse than an actual cleveland browns shirt. the steelers then ended the browns season with their 4th string quarterback yesterday.

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