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    Well at least the good thing about this particular era of extreme hedonism and internet addiction is that the average college aged kid has such a small attention span or drive, that they will never recreate the wave of politically-motivated violence the Weather Underground or it's splinter groups unleashed in the late60s and 70s. They wanna play Fortnite, vape, watch a comic book movie then vent in a HuffPo comment section.

    Atrophy and high fructose corn syrup has temporarily halted any civil unrest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sonic The HedgeBob View Post
    Do watch this "DICE" stand-up filmed somewhat recently though. Really high on the boomer meter. He bitched about his cell-phone carrier for about 20mins. Something my boomer dad does at random. One moment I can be on the phone with my old man who is ranting about homemade sour dough bread he made in his oven, then he transitions into a different rant about how At&T is ripping him off and the store staff need an old fashioned BEATING .
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    well boomers in their youth saw a different style of customer service that will probably never happen again given fatherlessness and helicopter parenting.

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    Ah, a boomer thread

    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    I try not to pile on boomers because I think itís childish but that being said, they have a tendency to be pathological fucking liars.

    Maybe this is a result of growing up in a strict Greatest generation home?

    I donít know but they fucking lie like itís a natural reflex.

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    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    Millennials .....pull your pants up




    Boomers....Pull your glasses up





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    Lord nose, are you a boomer?

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    Besides boomers selling out their children's future for cheap labor and ethnic food you could make from a cook book, they believe kids currently in high school fall under the Millennial category. Gen Z and Alpha simply do not exist in the boomer brain. The boomer will perish in a 3rd rate nursing home, either from Lord Nose's famous "scratch & sniff tv dinner" or numerous beatings or rectal fingerings.. carried out by the hundreds of weird uncles TSA snuck into the US.

    A very bleek future.
    RIP Nicky Hussle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Collector View Post
    Lord nose, are you a boomer?
    No !
    and ...Hell No !


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    what do yall feel about the new boomers ?

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    It'll be interesting to see what happens when our generation is in power. Its not far off.

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    lol yep
    Last edited by SonicRingz; 07-04-2019 at 12:58 PM.
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    What a dipshit.
    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    Quote Originally Posted by SonicRingz View Post
    I saw Dice do standup about a year or so ago. I thought it was going to be funny like boomer-sad funny, but he was actually really funny.
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    I also don't like when young millennials call me "sir"





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