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    Default Mister Yo on the intro....

    I spread disease like Portuguese on the Pinto

    I eat ass stuffed with cheese but Iím lactose so I cant shit the shit I eat without pepto bismo

    I once saw a blue angel take a nose dive into the cornfields of Kansas, My rooms messy cuz I stuff my garbage in cabinets, I donít like Cannabis, I much prefer the relaxed sensation of a pain pill popped with Potsdam PA lager in cans

    Mister Yo is like a middle toe that outgrows the big one, emasculating the order of digits like Bruce Jenner bottomed by midgets.

    The race in pocono pollutes the sky with a carbon based smog that blocks the sun rays leaving the red state in a gray state not that it matters the particles were captured by their ozone masters....

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    I write like.....MISTER YO

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    I don't think he's posted for a while. Imagine he died from some kind of famine or Lake Erie Holofrost.

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    I know I hope this will summon him from the abscess of Erie.

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    That was pretgty sick my dude.

    Here have a picture that has something to do with King of the Hill

    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    Mmmm.... sprinkle a little MILORGANITE on that, have myself a hoot.

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    Dooch, about 2 minutes ago I read an email from The Yo and he said he's going to a wu show near u tonight (might've already been) n he wondered if u were going so u might meet up for some pizza and raspberry fanta.

    Get at a kid, bro.
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    Yes there is indeed a Wu show I saw someone on Facebook say something.

    The Yo never contacted me. Heís mad about Ryan Day and the Buckeyes taking the number 1 wide receiver recruit right out of Penn states backyard.

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    You should pay Yo to help you top dress your lawn. Then at the neighborhood 4th of July party you can tell actual boomers "IT's SO FLAT IT LOOKS LIKE A BILLIARDS TABLE".
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    The Dooch does not sub out help. A man is his lawn and vice versa.

    I cannot wait until TSA asks me for lawn advice. Canít raise that kid in the yuppie hood. Whatís the point, all of his single friends will begin to resent him and their interests will drift apart. Boomer and Gen X neighbors loom in the not too distant future.

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    I don't think he'll need your advice. The all American sport of lawn care has a huge presence on Youtube with entire channels devoted to it and people furiously debating strategies in the comments. I'm sure future generations will complain about how Millennials lived in the golden era of DIY instructional videos and could learn anything in 10 minutes prior to the WW3 EMP strikes knocking out the internet's infrastructure.
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    That is true but who you gonna trust with your blades? Some YouTube asshole with a flannel shirt or the Dooch? Tried and true Corp senior citizen from Americaís Fertile Crescent.

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    lmao.

    nice one dooch

    Mister Yo is widely influential with the style he has composed i see, i guess ive made it somewhere huh boys?

    the show last night was gnarly,

    i was able to give GZA a copy of my latest record, In Between the Firs, hours before the doors even opened, and then right after the show i was able to give 10 of em to Young Bastard and told him to give em to the rest of the Clan. LMAO.

    wasnt able to talk to anyone else. im sure i coulda waited out back a while longer in the beginning but i really only cared to give GZA and/or RZA my tape the most. plus i had an extra ticket i was trying to sell so i posted up front... fucking shoulda hit up the dooch, my bad bruv, woulda given ya a nice deal.

    i will wait a few more days hopefully someone uploads some videos to youtube, youll be able to see The White Sun God in some of em cause i was right up in the guts, fucking it up like it was a slut or more like a hardcore show.


    ya boy got on the mic twice, once Method came and put the thing in my face, and then later Young Dirty was right in front of me and i was ripping it HARD.

    im assuming someone was filming all that because Young Dirty got right up on the crowd and even in the crowd at one point and people usually record that shit.

    we can only wait and see. ive looked around a little bit and have only been able to find one picture of me and its from the instagram of one of the shitty opening acts ill post it...

    but im trying to look for some videos, fucking just about everyone was taking em. smh

    crazy though, everyone was there. except for ODB but his son sounds and looks just fucking like him so it was dope. there was this little kid in the crowd like fucking idk 10 years old maybe, he was front row, two people down from me and ah fucking rza and meth pulled him out of the crowd and onto the stage to do Ghostface's verse in 4th Chamber. im sure someone recorded that and posted it somewhere, in fact i think my boy said he did maybe ill be able to get some footage but being the egotistical/narcissistic cunt i am, i want to see videos with me in em. lol.



    theres Mister Yo wearing a Mister Yo shirt. lol

    wu tang is for the children

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Yo View Post

    crazy though, everyone was there. except for ODB
    How strange!
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    The Mister Yo pic isn't showing on this observer's browsing device. Only the one of the young blood is.

    Fuc'n radical u got ur disc to the gza genius n that little cuntface too, n even got some mic thyme. I can't fucking stand ydb, but he might b the kind of cunt who will overstand and appreciate Mister Yo.
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