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    The NSA has announced that they are in the sky meticulously counting broccolis butt hairs and will release a press statement at the end of the year when the procedure is predicted to be completed. The findings are expected to be very alarming and also beneficial to the growing amount of wig entrepreneurs who are running out of willing participants who usually aid them in stocking mid quality hair products.
    The big mans butt became a object of interest after he was seen sitting in the back of a red pick up truck with a MAGA hat drinking a 6 pack of Pabst beer.
    The outdated way of thinking and life caused scientist to believe that perhaps he was of the Cro Magnon group who is known to stand in the doorways of exits and entrances blocking the path during rush hour throughout the big cities, having loud conversations on cell phones, and whistling in the ears of frustrated passengers.
    The NSAs progress has been halted due to the constant blowing of gas that causes the hairs to sometimes appear to double. We will keep the public updated on the findings.
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