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    Default M.C. Vandelay ethers Wu-Corp's finest - T$A, Dooch, Rob & Graveyard Shifter

    Commandeer of world’s demise, devious snake eyes
    Medusa charisma, Charlottesville nationalist agendas
    Serpent fangs to Eve’s Adams apple, ravenous radical
    Disregard for others callous demeanor of ISIS leaders
    Satan descendant put on earth to cause hate/discontent
    Mr. malignant, Frankenstein’s monster of past presidents
    Andrew Jackson’s rage, OJ Simpson feral animal out cage
    Millard Fillmore’s bigotry, racism runs in intolerant family
    James Buchanan’s spite, malice spewed on presidential mic
    Theodore Roosevelt’s self-aggrandizement, godly eminent
    Richard Nixon’s paranoia, eager to start another Hiroshima
    Bill Clinton’s lack of self-control and involuntary dishonesty
    Imaginary integrity, bloodthirsty like Stockburn’s 6 deputies
    Coy LaHood anarchy, oval office kamikaze soars turbulently
    Destroyer of US presidency, King Henry II malicious monarchy
    Fanatical disapproval for the rule of commendable principles
    Fervent urges of lawlessness, rapid paces of missile launches
    Grave warfare tactics ballistic rhetoric, self-destructive antics
    David Duke racist, total opposite from Oskar in Schindler’s List
    Autocratic inauguration was induction of despotic plantations
    Horrific societal conditions, continuous clashes of civilizations
    Atomic ambitions, aberrant actions due to bellicose disposition
    Openly mendacious, clearly injudicious about opioid overdoses
    Haughty hostile policies have set a new standard for negativity
    Arrogance of Stephen Paddock, quick to convey crass thoughts
    Discourteous reputation, blatant inability to manage emotions
    Kenneth Bianchi strangler of peace, large snake like a Burmese
    Hypersensitivity untempered by shame, nature of forest flames
    Temperament mercurial, Lucifer unshackled from hell’s grapple
    Contrarian personality of Nazi bullies, explicitly abuse authority
    Mistreatment of executive powers, perverse old man deflowers
    Universal humanitarian crisis creator, nuclear holocaust crusader
    A curse, thinks he’s Soprano boss when he’s King Midas in reverse
    Everything he touches turns to shit, he was ship captain on Titanic
    Habeas corpus recourses, calamitous itineraries with no remorses
    ICE routine raids, sounds of sinister siren serenades refuse to fade
    Doggedly focused on bended knees instead of country’s calamities
    SOBs disrespect flag, spit on faces of vets who ended in body bags
    Get off chariot Ben-Hur, focus on all the firearm-related massacres
    Prejudice ideology in bigot ammo, from Gilroy to Dayton to El Paso
    Since he took office crackers felt empowered with morals devoured
    Rosewood carnage carriers in search for Sylvester, disgust festered
    Infinite hateful vernacular, biased tweets validate he’s KKK admirer
    Train of thought derailment, perceptions of immigrants as peasants
    Mexicanos bad hombres, send vagrants back before they transgress
    Build wall across borders, no shorts like Rod Salka ardent supporters
    Lower taxes for rich not poor, indigent matadors with pockets gored
    Lavish trips when weather is nice to Bedminster, funded by taxpayers
    Overtly insincere political speeches belong in 18 holes of golf courses
    Privileged prim donna, acts like Porsha in Real Housewives of Atlanta
    Has stormy relationship with Melania, reason he paid 130K for vagina
    Circus clown leadership while in global conflict like Battle of Austerlitz
    Belittles members of his own party, sheer animosity for James Comey
    Immoral character is only reason he was quick to fire that FBI Director
    He’s smeared without pap test, inappropriate ties to Russian interests
    His inner circles colluded with abomination adversary to sway election
    Inherited trait, most serious presidential malfeasance since Watergate
    Dice rolled to snake eyes, many scores of easily disprovable public lies
    Even Adrien Broner couldn’t solve this equation, walkin’ contradiction
    Tongue of grenades, Puerto Ricans drink polluted H2O so he stops aid
    Disparages media instead of accomplishing a solution on North Korea
    Shows indifference to ethics concerns while fails to release tax returns
    Acumen short-sighted, narrow-minded is why he’s universally derided
    Most despised president ever, reviled more than Cosby in knit sweater
    Savior turned slayer, hate-monger engaged in dreadful public behavior
    Vampiric deeds in blood banks, delirious rants of send her back chants
    Despicable individual with hunger of cannibal at congressional reprisals
    The omen kid all grown up, 666 mark of beast appears after his haircut
    Brazen in his abusive attacks, slurs quarterbacks that take knee like Kap
    Pampered pussy petrified of military, doctors paid by his wealthy daddy
    Draft deferments were plenty, Cadet Bone Spurs devised phony injuries
    Reality TV nonsensical mentality, incited thuggery at post-election rallies
    Economic policies worsen inequality for majority of inner-city minorities
    White House Harvey Weinstein how he’ll grab Mother Earth from punani
    Tiki torches tightly gripped by palms prepared to cauterize black churches
    Nauseatin’ nation, Caucasians salivatin’ to become owners of plantations
    Only thing that should be banned is salon that granted him an orange tan
    This will never be your land as long as Antichrist gnaws chain of command

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    Weak willed faggot try to profit off Trump name
    Genchat whack, twenty nineteen fugazi wu-Tang
    Shitty Latin rap behind a beaner screenname
    Still no deal, Papi, your existence a damn shame
    Walls too high for a third world brain,
    Rice and beans gut, crippled by gas pain

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    tooch cant stay on beat

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    The final fight of the internet civil war will be a DOOCH vs TSA battle rap showdown

    It's gonna be like Chik-Fil-A fighting against Panera Bread
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    The Harm Reduction Unit is my favourite unit within the Unacceptable Behaviour Team.


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    You know how stupid I’d make Darryl look when I cross him over and drain the pull up on him in front of his boyz.

    He’s definitely a two handed set push shot type of dude.
    Last edited by Dooch; 08-05-2019 at 06:08 AM.

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    think dooch has the edge on this one. tbh.

    if this ever does happen tsa gonna get his lines ghost written by his live in bf scru face johnson
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    Houston Fall back on my nutsack
    Scru face faggots a weak black
    Skinny jeans ain’t a fashionable comeback
    Salute da Trump build the wall and hush that

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    Mister Yo is a real mc.

    Scru face is just manufactured gah-bidge

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    Scru Face lose face til he blue in the face
    Sister in law, blew in her face
    Behold cuckold Mister T$A he kissed her then put that puss to his face
    Gawd loves the bold taste
    Pulled closer to hold & embrace
    Raw dog hose her, hips displaced
    We first her, lips blistered, what a disgrace
    He missed her, kissed her never lost faith

    - M.C. Vandelay
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    I also don't like when young millennials call me "sir"




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    the bold taste ahahahaah
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    Just accept the cookies, fag.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sky Blue Bally Kid View Post
    The Harm Reduction Unit is my favourite unit within the Unacceptable Behaviour Team.


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    Toochi’s wife’s coochi’s nice
    Stares with fertile eyes
    Whether morn or night
    Fertilize
    Call me Milorganite
    Stab fast, no bag, blast
    Jizz Hard, grab ass
    His yard all crab grass
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    I also don't like when young millennials call me "sir"




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    Spread the Milo like the pie hole
    Dave save the date it’s your time bro
    Cookies and Punch, catholic lunch
    Pedo priest of Ohio

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    Default nevermind the phony s#!+

    ...I will not at-all fall for the phony shit, it only gets
    worser for u if u don't give me full command of all this shit...
    ...now what u trying to do to trump for your one-world agen-
    da's some see-through shit to me, comic relief, r.o.f.l...
    ...look, right is right, white is white, and protocol's protocall
    calling me out or out my name is not calling on me at all
    and all I require for now's a phone call without the talk
    albeit obscene, she heavily breathe on my contours
    I drew the whole qu'ran code up to trap u, it's not divorce
    when the wedding's been being held off, israel's not your bull
    as it reads in the given bible text, israel is my wife
    any of u get out-of-pocket, israel will pay the price
    that white supremast-scare talk is a fluke, the truth behind that
    is propganda, obama's shitty face the poop beyond craps
    the only way to position barack's to fill my calendar
    with dates that my movie plays out on 'til dailies stacked enough
    I'm no amateur, the u.s. remains trump'd to an avalanche
    an asteroid belt can whip the earths ass 'til they grab my lance
    dialogue with me some other way than what they been used to doing
    there's no resolve until I strong-arm every part to boost her juices
    relationship bears fruit to eat, my tree's preoccupied
    israel am I real, it's always been on you to decide
    since wanting for me to live with you, how is that side-by-side
    when you ain't got heart enough to be the bride since you a guy
    u shoulda' had smarts enough then not to block me from my wives
    I reserect before I resurrect now, the seal is the five...
    Last edited by ChristO; 08-08-2019 at 07:24 PM.
    $%#&!

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