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Thread: M.C. Vandelay ethers Wu-Corp's finest - T$A, Dooch, Rob & Graveyard Shifter

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    Robbyís life bombed atomically
    non-autonomy. wu-Corp dictator. chin as big as Vinny Gigante.
    Brute force dick taker. Fisted, licked groin for Bitcoin.
    ATM dick taster.

    Dumbfound his chin so profound.
    Donít know Robís pronoun.
    He, him, she, ze, shim? Left New England on a Whim
    Wham! Stan. Glam fan. NbaJam rams man jam in his can.
    Mansplajns I.T. to chicks he pulls with cocaine.
    Needs rogaine.
    Only posts shit he heard from Joe Rogan.

    Explosion in his pants tremendous when his vape pen hits like Mine Pence from mens.
    King bees ease their tongues in his bum. Suction so hard takes air out the lungs
    got locked jawed performing on the hardest cocks
    slide in sickeniní
    Made him grunt. Pillow bite. Rodís stick in his can
    Quote Originally Posted by Artsdradamus View Post
    I also don't like when young millennials call me "sir"




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    Damn son that shit hit hard yo for a concave assed P.A. Scummy Albino
    Quick to get the Buckeye dick, take it bitch, like itís Pitt in Ď96
    Barretta 9ís supreme fanboy youíre a sloppy shit show
    goalie slut slip the puck inside artieís 5 hole
    Last edited by Dooch; 08-25-2019 at 05:15 PM.

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    This thread is whack.
    Check out my new live instruments track, 'It Doesn't Matter Anymore'...

    https://soundcloud.com/user-34780775...matter-anymore

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    Excellent thread title change

    it's all in good fun

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    Címon son
    You on somethin?
    Youíre broke. Rap career done
    Youíre a joke - a put on
    You online dick-ridiní Staten guys Rza wouldnít even put on
    Your music? Stations wouldnít put on
    Even in Minneapolis
    Your Dick? Mini. Your sack? apple-less
    Talking about twins titties
    Yet havenít made it out of the twin cities
    Time to get a 9 to 5 for sure
    Time flies
    It ainít Ď95 no more
    You got no more ride or dies
    Your horror-core style died
    You didnít make wu-corps top 5 even after Style died
    Your online stories? Fake. All lies
    Closest you came to an orgy is 5 Guys
    Never bed no 9ís, just 2ís and 5ís
    Never carried no 9ís 2-2ís or 4-5s
    T$Aís mom got more cred. Sheís done more time. She did a bid of 2 to 5

    Radioactive Man got no chicks
    No hits.
    Geiger Counter to your sound cloud. No clicks
    No riches. no bitches
    never gave no one no stitches
    Out of plutonium. Youíre two tone-ium
    Inside white. Outside black
    Your tracks wacker than back packer rap
    IrOnMaN is blacker than ya and thatís actual fact
    Raaddr Van is more believable with his boasts and claims
    Crisp and soak you with these roasts and flames
    Crispin Sokuu not hot on any coasts or plains
    Not on any boats or planes
    No game. No bread
    No fame. No street cred.
    Only famous on these threads.

    dead


    Last edited by Sir Artsdradamus; 08-27-2019 at 08:44 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Artsdradamus View Post
    I also don't like when young millennials call me "sir"




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    In the line where you're mentioning that nobody listens to Graveyard Shifter's music you should have said

    No rich, no bitch

    instead of

    No riches, No bitches

    the ignorance of the grammar gives it flavor while communicating that you're not here to be reasoned with.
    This is also what I picture you looking like



    how far off am I?
    Last edited by TSA; 08-26-2019 at 12:35 PM.
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    Just accept the cookies, fag.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TSA View Post

    This is also what I picture you looking like

    pretty close but i got hair on my head and not my chest
    Quote Originally Posted by Artsdradamus View Post
    I also don't like when young millennials call me "sir"




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