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    Lol no my father never punched me in the face and called me gay. That must have been your dad. Or maybe your mom, she seems crazy.


    Damn Darry calm down. That was a lot of paragraphs that late.

    One day you WILL get that lawn and all the anger will melt away.

    Serenity now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IrOnMaN View Post
    I've noticed that you're always bashing blacks in most discussions.
    check the sig


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dooch View Post
    Lol no my father never punched me in the face and called me gay. That must have been your dad. Or maybe your mom, she seems crazy.


    Damn Darry calm down. That was a lot of paragraphs that late.

    One day you WILL get that lawn and all the anger will melt away.

    Serenity now.
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    The seething might continue. I think he's jealous you have some extra 'fun money' to spend on fertilizer or an italian marble bird bath which gets many compliments during cook-outs.

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    I did buy a nice little statue of the Holy Mother this year.

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    Hey Rob, letís ask a white guy....


    Are Italians non-white?

    White man opinions only, Corp.

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    I think it depends on the region of Italy, the season, size of their aquiline nose, and maybe the ability to field strip a Carcano M1891 then reassemble it.
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    Lol @ the season.

    Rob knows.

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    got damn. even rob broke down and had to admit in this thread that Eye-talians are the best.

    Nick Cooch, i'll one up your little virgin mary statuette.

    i visited the mother land over the summer. no, not It-ly. i mean the bronx. my old ass dego family can out gaudy any other eye-talian family with their decorating skills...








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    I also don't like when young millennials call me "sir"


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    Quote Originally Posted by TSA View Post
    I think only a few lesbians said anything and everyone else thought they were funny or indifferent. No more than 750 lesbians said anything not counting 2 articles against chappelle (0 response to burr cause he was late). Everyone ignored Gervais who's unfunny and lame.

    this idea that people just started getting 'offended' when Carlin and Pryor both did jail time for cursing on stage is really fucking pussy and embarrassing.

    there's a crop of (white) 30 year old boomers and gen xers that want to be edgy. you have to remember a great deal on gen xs energy was dedicated to finding a way to be considered edgy. In physics, energy cant be destroyed, no matter how cummy suburban and sweaty it is. It was a life affirming goal. Now they're 40 year old guts that are completely inconsequential to the world. So they have to pretend they were hoar'd and INSENSITIVE growing up and now oppressed by lesbians that wont let them say naughty words like faggot and retard. As gen xers have always been theres a strong resistance to the concepts of 'respect' 'boundaries' 'context' 'adding value' 'a purpose' and 'accountability'. Millenials are also successfully channeling the stat quo instead of posturing with superficial contrarian tokenism so they're low key bitter cause the world is changing and they have no part in it.

    you can tell it's some 13 year old atheist edge lord vampire turned 40 year old scrum master shit because of the adult fixation with being 'allowed' to say things.

    Comedians have opted to stop killing themselves and ODing like real men, and are replacing their idiotic persecutory misery toward complaining about 17 year old white lesbians not liking it when they say naughty words.

    then theres the 30somethings that are trailer and think this is 'the movement' but they're always on the wrong wave cause that's the type of DNA that ended up in a trailer in a country that was literally giving white ppl free acreages.
    I think I agree. You need to work on your writing skills, there are several sentences here that I had to reread because you decided to phrase them in the least coherent way possible.

    There was a lot more backlash than 750 people honestly, way more. How much of it was genuine I don't know. But I can see why the younger generation are more hateful, or at least more indifferent of those comedians than the older gens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Artsdradamus View Post
    got damn. even rob broke down and had to admit in this thread that Eye-talians are the best.

    Nick Cooch, i'll one up your little virgin mary statuette.

    i visited the mother land over the summer. no, not It-ly. i mean the bronx. my old ass dego family can out gaudy any other eye-talian family with their decorating skills...








    Thatís some vintage stuff. You gonna pawn it for Pens tickets?

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    I think the Bronx story is just a cover for Art's actual profession which is more than likely something like: traveling around the U.S. and visiting nursing homes that have old Italian grandmas w/ dementia. He poses as their grandson and eventually talks them into giving up family heirlooms he later sells for profit @ antique auctions.

    Why would he have a bunch lamp photos on hand? When I visit relatives I don't start snapping photos of their lighting assets lol.
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    I'm not like..

    "hey Uncle that's a nice armoire"

    "SNAP"
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    My Zia was almost 100 and didn’t speak a word of English. Did you think she was going to have the latest trends in fashion lighting from Home Depot?
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    Yea those piece look like they came from the set of Godfather 2. Zia was fucking a very important man.

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