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    Default Good deal, great heat output

    This space heater I picked up last year is far more useful than an iPhone 11 upgrade. It's not very heavy and you can stick it in any room that might need a quick boost in temperature. It's also great to sit in front of after your morning shower to dry your balls while Wucorpin' or if you got soaked in a gritty sleet storm.

    It has a remote control, sleep setting, and LED display with large boomer sized digits + nice woodwork.

    This might be a great addition to the Dooch garage where he keeps his extra fridge & 90's SHARP tv he watches college football on.




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    I am disappointed that it is the third day of October and it is still too warm for me to use my space heater. Oh well, I am still getting some use out of my tower fan which I barely used this Summer because it only got hot on a few days.. It was ninety one degrees yesterday..

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    I bet when Freemasons meet, they talk about the latest space heater specials or comfy toe warming stories.
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    i can answer for Dooch. no eye-talian is buying a space heater. that would just rack up the electricity bill. put on another sweater if you're cold. worst case scenario, we might bust out the kerosene heater, but that's only to keep the pipe's from freezing.

    dooch follows his old lady around the house turning out the lights behind her and yelling at her to close the refrigerator door
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    Sounds like my old man back in the day or what my uncle said to my cousins' when visiting in the 90's
    "put a sweater on! and stop crying pussy!"
    Come chop some wood or stack it.

    "Grown ups suck era type stuff"

    As a booster seat boomer I get the last laugh. They will be shivering through another cold, damp winter, while I dry my balls with a remote control Hellfire space heater. If I could...... I'd hand these out left and right like Bumpy Johnson Turkey's to Lee Towers and his neighbors that work in the Belgian Wonka Chocolate factory.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Artsdradamus View Post
    i can answer for Dooch. no eye-talian is buying a space heater. that would just rack up the electricity bill.r
    For some reason electricity rates west of the Mississippi are extremely cheap or maybe depends on the state. I can run AC nearly 24/7 summertime and at most maybe get $15 - $25 added to my bill. But for Dooch and his teacher salary or side money tutoring Normandy Bih-dey Beach Nigerians from the Eastside Cleveland Jects, it might break the bank.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Artsdradamus View Post
    dooch follows his old lady around the house yelling at her to close the refrigerator door
    actually, i'm sure he still refers to it as the "ice box"
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    Probably doesn't have 'Soda' in his lexicon. I think Ohio stands firm with 'POP'.

    "Aye yo Tone, fetch me a can of pop while your down in the basement checkin' fo FBI or Ironman mattress bed-bugs"

    sorry ironman, didnt want to drag the mattress into this, but i seize any references from prior vandelay threads.
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    The only thing worse than calling pop ďsodaĒ, is calling spaghetti sauce ďgraveyĒ
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Artsdradamus View Post
    i can answer for Dooch. no eye-talian is buying a space heater. that would just rack up the electricity bill. put on another sweater if you're cold. worst case scenario, we might bust out the kerosene heater, but that's only to keep the pipe's from freezing.

    dooch follows his old lady around the house turning out the lights behind her and yelling at her to close the refrigerator door

    Bada bing bada boom.

    Especially the second paragraph.


    Although I donít keep a second fridge (waste of electricity) and I donít watch TV in the garage. Only Tribe games on the radio in the summer.

    The living room is my domain, I donít need a man cave, the house is my man cave, as Maniscalco correctly stares.

    I do have a little space heater but itís energy efficient.

    It is pop and itís sauce.
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    I once worked with some boomer Italian guy (office setting) who said "mud" instead of coffee. He also religiously listened to Hannity and once said out loud it's time to start gassing libs. Was like having Nick Di Paolo sit behind you. His lack of an inner monologue had me laughing 24/7.
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    Quote Originally Posted by David Daniel Davis View Post
    I am disappointed that it is the third day of October and it is still too warm for me to use my space heater. Oh well, I am still getting some use out of my tower fan which I barely used this Summer because it only got hot on a few days.. It was ninety one degrees yesterday..
    do you live in russia? doesn't that gigantic lady keep you warm?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Artsdradamus View Post
    actually, i'm sure he still refers to it as the "ice box"
    File this under “When Wu-Corp Imitates Life”

    i was talking to a friend of mine yesterday, and he called his refrigerator an ice box.
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    My grandparents probably had an ice box. I donít think Iíve ever come across one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dooch View Post
    My grandparents probably had an ice box. I donít think Iíve ever come across one.


    I came across your grandmotherís ice box
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