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    I would trust them as much as I trust ABC news.

    It's handy to have tools even if you don't regularly fix things because you never know what could go wrong in the house or with the car. I pretty much got all the tools one can need, even got a mini crane to lift car engines which I'm never gonna use but it's there.

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    Always good to have spare tile around, just in case an old one cracks and you need to replace.

    A Mattock is an essential tool for landscaping needs Steel spade as well.

    Any man who doesnít own a weedwhacker isnít a true man.



    The purdy brushes Art mentioned is right on point. You donít want to use shitty paint or brushes and rollers that arenít quality.


    And if you canít install your own replacement windows, youíre not trying. Itís simple. Cut caulk, Remove the trim, loosen 4 screws, remove.

    Put new window in, tighten 4 screws, insulate, put the trim back and caulk.

    Save yourself 200 a window, maybe more.

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    I noticed in the last decade boomers all started buying Kubotas like crazy. It seems like overkill if they are only used to dig a couple flower beds. Its definitetly a status symbol like owning the infamous corvette.
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    If u don't own at least 5 guitars then u can basically get fucked as far as I'm concerned.

    Every man should also own a surfboard n know how to use it too.

    I'd b more inclined to make a list of all the faggot shit most 'men' these days probably DO own, and really SHOULDN'T own.

    Shit like air conditioning, electric blankets, expensive cologne...all that kind of gay, pansy shit.
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    An electric blanket would be a weird thing to own.

    Air conditioning is mandatory in some places. Not everyone has an ocean breeze blowing against their sun tanned nuts. Also stewing in your own body sweat is gross dude. Not trying to live like a middle easterner.
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    Donít forget ladders, hand shears, loppers, table vice clamp, razor, gas blower, air pressure tank, breaker bar, floor jack.

    And some gojo for cleanup.

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    Also u're not a man if u can't...

    - light and maintain a camp fire
    - go several days without washing, without complaint or disgust
    - go several weeks without using soap
    - cook for yourself

    That's all I've got thyme for
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    A set of golf clubs with 60, 56 and 54 degree Ping Glide wedges or Titlest Vokey and an Odyssey putter.

    Itís all about the short game kids.

    Taylor Made TP5 balls for green side control and putter feel.

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    @noel

    None of that has anything to really do with tools

    This is TOOL TIME

    we could do a survivor man thread though
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    I didn't know this was strictly about tools. I didn't read most of it.

    But if it hasn't already been mentioned...I wouldn't trust a man who doesn't own an axe n know how to use it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by noel411 View Post
    Also u're not a man if u can't...

    - light and maintain a camp fire
    - go several days without washing, without complaint or disgust
    - go several weeks without using soap
    - cook for yourself

    That's all I've got thyme for
    noel stinks.



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    Quote Originally Posted by noel411 View Post
    If u don't own at least 5 guitars then u can basically get fucked as far as I'm concerned.

    Every man should also own a surfboard n know how to use it too.

    I'd b more inclined to make a list of all the faggot shit most 'men' these days probably DO own, and really SHOULDN'T own.

    Shit like air conditioning, electric blankets, expensive cologne...all that kind of gay, pansy shit.
    Yo I wanna go surfing on my next vacation but I'm not sure where yet.

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    Don't own a leaf blower in Houston they say

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    also, every man should have gorilla glue, but you need to know how to use it. just a couple drops. that shit expands. i'll be using it a little later to fix a cabinet drawer.

    last week i got to bust out my bosch angle grinder. i had to cut a few bolts that were stripped.

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    Check this thread for all of the upcoming Wu-Tang release dates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Chinroom View Post
    What's the rope for?

    Lol maybe in an ideal world it would be used to hang commies, but a normal use case would be tying something down on your vehicle roof.

    Sometimes I forget Euro bois ride around on trains and buses.
    The chisel you're pretending to own, what is that for?

    Shadynasty is pretty much right, all of that stuff is only necessary if you live in an old shithole house with above ground power cables. if you live in an apartment and you have a chisel, you're just being sassy.
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