once upon a time in shaolin - buy the book now!
Page 3 of 4 FirstFirst 1234 LastLast
Results 31 to 45 of 60

Thread: Could you trust another man who doesn't own a..

  1. #31

    Default

    But a nigga like me keeps a

    machete
    assorted tools for the car and house (minus chisel)
    some fucking nails
    a drill
    some fucking screws
    a cute mountain bicycle
    then of course the yard essentials, including a leaf blower I stole at gunpoint
    Quote Originally Posted by JASPER View Post
    Just accept the cookies, fag.


  2. #32
    Anglophile Dooch's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    The Big Plum
    Posts
    25,611
    Rep Power
    77

    Default

    Chisel is very useful. There are different types. Tile chisel is a must.

    But you donít own so you donít need anything like that.

    Step it up bro I thought you were buying a house?

  3. #33

    Default

    we are,

    If that's the case I'll probably be in the chisel life this winter. But I probably wont buy anything I need once every 4 years, unless you guys change tiles the way Cappadonna changes outfits

  4. #34
    Anglophile Dooch's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    The Big Plum
    Posts
    25,611
    Rep Power
    77

    Default

    Chisels, scrapers... you need them.

  5. #35
    French kissing in the USA Hal Incandenza's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2014
    Posts
    17,170
    Rep Power
    80

    Default

    I say keep it strictly duct tape. Kitchen, roof, outhouse, women, domestic animals : can't go without it.

  6. #36
    80's artificial intelligence bucko Max Chinroom's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    Meet Me At The MAX
    Posts
    49,492
    Rep Power
    10

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Dooch View Post
    Chisels, scrapers... you need them.
    they are also handy for scraping all the built up grease and grit inside a propane grill, which reminds me I need to do that before it gets too cold.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dooch View Post
    Weak erections and watery nut.

  7. #37
    Double Secret Probation Sir Artsdradamus's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Outside your house
    Posts
    17,821
    Rep Power
    106

    Default

    Don’t use a wire brush to scrub the grill. I thought it was a myth, but I know somebody who cleaned the grate with a wire brush and a bristle fell out and sensed up in his burger and got caught in his throat and he needed surgery to have it removed
    Quote Originally Posted by Artsdradamus View Post
    I also don't like when young millennials call me "sir"


    Check this thread for all of the upcoming Wu-Tang concerts.


    Check this thread for all of the upcoming Wu-Tang release dates.

  8. #38
    80's artificial intelligence bucko Max Chinroom's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    Meet Me At The MAX
    Posts
    49,492
    Rep Power
    10

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Artsdradamus View Post
    Don’t use a wire brush to scrub the grill. I thought it was a myth, but I know somebody who cleaned the grate with a wire brush and a bristle fell out and sensed up in his burger and got caught in his throat and he needed surgery to have it removed
    Yea I saw a youtube video about a few people who digested a bristle and what it did to their intestines. Then decided to buy a brush with hard rubber bristles. That shit is terrifying.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dooch View Post
    Weak erections and watery nut.

  9. #39
    80's artificial intelligence bucko Max Chinroom's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    Meet Me At The MAX
    Posts
    49,492
    Rep Power
    10

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by TSA View Post
    we are,

    If that's the case I'll probably be in the chisel life this winter. But I probably wont buy anything I need once every 4 years, unless you guys change tiles the way Cappadonna changes outfits
    No one builds a tool collection overnight, unless you are a weird yuppy w/ money to burn. Clint Eastwood once explained his life long process to that thieving bowl cut asian kid in Gran Torino.

    If you need a cordless impact driver or drill go with the Milwaukee brand instead of DeWalt. I have friends who build homes and they swear by it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dooch View Post
    Weak erections and watery nut.

  10. #40
    Anglophile Dooch's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    The Big Plum
    Posts
    25,611
    Rep Power
    77

    Default

    Yea if youíre not a professional you donít need the high end brands. You could pay $250 for a shindaiwa or echo commercial grade weedehacker when all you need is a $120 Ryobi.

  11. #41
    80's artificial intelligence bucko Max Chinroom's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    Meet Me At The MAX
    Posts
    49,492
    Rep Power
    10

    Default

    I think the real question is, could you trust a man who has never operated a shitty, ungreased 90's Chinese made skid steer that might give you whip lash or a cushy boomer CAT steer with AC/radio and joystick controls.

    Probably hands down my favorite piece of micro-heavy machinery on wheels for small to medium jobs. It's basically the adult version of a go-cart. Those high-end Caterpillar ones w/ all the perks essentially give you the hand of God when scapin' the earth.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dooch View Post
    Weak erections and watery nut.

  12. #42
    Anglophile Dooch's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    The Big Plum
    Posts
    25,611
    Rep Power
    77

    Default

    impressive.

  13. #43
    Double Secret Probation Sir Artsdradamus's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Outside your house
    Posts
    17,821
    Rep Power
    106

    Default

    i've been having a problem with the ceiling fan in my bedroom. you know the one. i posted the picture in the wu-corp bragging thread where ironman posted a fake picture of a lot of money on his nonexistant coffee table. it doesn't always turn on. i thought it was the light switch. so i replaced that and i've still had some issues. when it doesn't work, you just tap on it a few times and it comes on. i guess there's a short or a loose wire. so now i got to take it down and see what's wrong with it.



    Quote Originally Posted by Artsdradamus View Post
    I also don't like when young millennials call me "sir"


    Check this thread for all of the upcoming Wu-Tang concerts.


    Check this thread for all of the upcoming Wu-Tang release dates.

  14. #44
    80's artificial intelligence bucko Max Chinroom's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    Meet Me At The MAX
    Posts
    49,492
    Rep Power
    10

    Default

    That image quality

    impressive
    Quote Originally Posted by Dooch View Post
    Weak erections and watery nut.

  15. #45
    Double Secret Probation Sir Artsdradamus's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Outside your house
    Posts
    17,821
    Rep Power
    106

    Default

    haha, i don't know what happened with photobucket. it's like they put a blackberry filter on their photos
    Quote Originally Posted by Artsdradamus View Post
    I also don't like when young millennials call me "sir"


    Check this thread for all of the upcoming Wu-Tang concerts.


    Check this thread for all of the upcoming Wu-Tang release dates.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •