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    Just buy a new fan you got the money. Stop being so tight.

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    Come on, Gooch. That ain’t no contractor pack from True Value. That’s a $350 special order fan

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    I also don't like when young millennials call me "sir"


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    I don’t know how I feel about this fan. It doesn’t look right.

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    Looks like a fan you'd see in some corporate down town building lobby. Very strange.
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    Weak erections and watery nut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dooch View Post
    I don’t know how I feel about this fan. It doesn’t look right.
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    Looks like a fan you'd see in some corporate down town building lobby. Very strange.

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    I have a much more traditional MAN-SIZED fan. Sort of like this style:

    https://images.homedepot-static.com/...12-31_1000.jpg

    Couldn't see myself using a ceiling fan with tiny little blades. Like what's the purpose? To dry a wet taint or slipper? American ceiling fans should be capable of category 2 hurricane winds. Anything else is just a weak erection & watery nut.
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    Weak erections and watery nut.

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    you don't know what your talking about, kid. this fan has a better wind velocity than a Brock fart after drinking 12 Budweisers, eating 3 hershey bars and a sausage pizza. Typically the Hunter ceiling fan is pound for pound usually the best fan on the market, but i'll put mine up against yours any day of the week.

    The only drawback to my fan, other than the energy-sucking halogen bulbs is there is no reverse motion on the fan.

    Here's a little Art Vandelay energy-saving tip for you folks: In the winter, reverse your fan so it pushes the air up, that will then push all the warmer air closer to the ceiling down your walls towards the floor where you are. it evens out the temperature in the room and you won't have to use your furnace as much. In the summer time you want the fan pushing the air down because the breeze cools you off.
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    Amazing stuff Art.

    That fan tip reminds me of an 8 year old Dooch listening to my Great Aunt Betty clucking at my grandparents dinner table about how the toilet paper always goes “over the falls”. I never forgot that and I’ll never forget this.

    I’m really impressed with this ceiling fan knowledge.

    Both of you.
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    How old are you guys? This is the most boring shit I've ever read on the site, and I remember Brocks track reviews.

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    Well we’re adults. If you’re still worried about “chicks” and “booze” at parties you’ve done something wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dooch View Post
    Well we’re adults. If you’re still worried about “chicks” and “booze” at parties you’ve done something wrong.
    I never said I was. I said parties can be fun, which I would never have guessed was a controversial statement to anybody but shut-ins and religious nuts.

    Can't you get your wife into swinging or something? You're uptight as hell. Or at least your bullshit teacher persona is.

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    I’m no cuck.

    But I suppose I could splurge for a nice fan like Vandalay. No doubt.

    Where you living Sha?

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    Ceiling fans notwithstanding, you really don't sound like an adult.

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    Nick Tooch soft swings with Brent and Kaitlin. So steamy
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    Sha definitely still lives with his parents.

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