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    Default Who smells worse????

    The homeless people Skampoe used to "visit" at soup kitchens or Noel?????????


    Quote Originally Posted by noel411 View Post
    Also u're not a man if u can't...

    - go several days without washing, without complaint or disgust
    - go several weeks without using soap
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    I just got out of bed with a girl (friend, we didn't fuck), n we were joking about how bad I smelled cos I had a kebab last night. I was conscious of it when she called me up last night n asked me to come over, n conscious again when I got in my car n realised I didn't put on deodorant n really didn't wanna go back upstairs n do so.

    I do shower every day at home, often not with soap tho. Often I'll go for a surf or swim n then just rinse off in fresh water after, n that'll do me for the day.

    When I'm on road trips in winter I'll regularly go several days without washing at all. When I'm on trips in summer I'll rinse off in water every day but never use soap.

    Anyone who can't handle not being clean is a total fucking pansy.
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    yea this is one of those weird things people who disconnect from society do and brag about.

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    A girl wouldn’t fuck you because you stink because you’re too much of a man to shower with soap and use deodorant. Yeah, good call. Way to be a real man.
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    Pretty sure I could've fucked her if I was a dumb shit and didn't weigh up the consequences of me doing so. She sure as shit didn't mind my odour. It was a very close, touchy feely night/morning, without doing anything consequential.

    We only joked about my odour briefly this morning.
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    Real men watch porn and don’t fuck when given the chance.
    Quote Originally Posted by Artsdradamus View Post
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    Dude, let it go. You're still trying to bring me down over some nothing shit that happened years ago. Like it's cool to take the piss. I'm down with that. But the downright bitter shit just shouldn't b happening at this point.

    In case u're not aware I'm taking the piss when I post shit like what u quoted in this thread. There's no need to take offense to it. Chill out, bro.
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    Quote Originally Posted by noel411 View Post
    I just got out of bed with a girl (friend, we didn't fuck), n we were joking about how bad I smelled cos I had a kebab last night. I was conscious of it when she called me up last night n asked me to come over, n conscious again when I got in my car n realised I didn't put on deodorant n really didn't wanna go back upstairs n do so.

    I do shower every day at home, often not with soap tho. Often I'll go for a surf or swim n then just rinse off in fresh water after, n that'll do me for the day.

    When I'm on road trips in winter I'll regularly go several days without washing at all. When I'm on trips in summer I'll rinse off in water every day but never use soap.

    Anyone who can't handle not being clean is a total fucking pansy.
    Whats the relation between stinking of shit and not being a pansy?

    Sweat is urea, its your body expelling toxins. Its similar to piss. Aside from not caring if you stink (which i guess is okay if you're not inflicting it on anybody else) its unhygienic like a motherfucker. This is how viruses and diseases are passed on.

    I'm using coconut shower cream, I smell terrific. You live in Australia and I remember you said you don't like air conditioning! So maybe its not worth it for you to worry as much about this stuff, if 2 mins after you get out of the shower you're sweating profusely.

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    In summer I hate not washing every day. Like I don't need soap. But I need to go for a swim or surf or something. In winter I really don't sweat hard enough to worry about it. Like don't get me wrong. I don't like it. But it's certainly no big deal if I don't wash for a few days in winter.

    On my last road trip I have was on a really fucking cold mountain for about a week, n I did several full days of hiking in a row, where by the thyme I got back to my van it was just far too cold to consider washing. I didn't mind it for a few days, but by the thyme I left I had to have a fucking shower. Actually went to a campground n paid a couple of bucks to use their showers. Probably the best n longest shower I ever had.
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    So you actually can't go for more than a few days without washing? Haha

    Whats wrong with air conditioning? If I could afford it I'd have it just for the few months when its actually hot here.

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    I said go several days. Not more than several days.

    People lived for centuries without air conditioning. Humans r just becoming softer, n weaker, n more useless with all this fucking comfort shit. There's cases where it's warranted, but most the thyme it's just useless cunts being soft.
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    So which is it? Are you “taking the piss” or not?

    Because it doesn’t seems Like you are.

    Before humans bathed and were less hygienic, they also lived shorter lives.

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    Just wait until the My Pillow Guy creates the My Shower Head. His patented design will convert hard water saturated with antibiotics, birth control traces, and fluoride into a Holy Water mist that will even cleanse the most sinful of WuCorpers.

    He'll even throw in the PCP inspired taint cleaner wand + coconut cream gel for those hard to reach places
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    Weak erections and watery nut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dooch View Post
    So which is it? Are you “taking the piss” or not?

    Because it doesn’t seems Like you are.

    Before humans bathed and were less hygienic, they also lived shorter lives.
    I'm taking the piss, but I'm still part serious. That's my usual approach to posting. Bob nailed that on the head when he once suggested that.
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    damn, you won't fuck a girl who's already in your bed, but you lick Rob's balls every chance you get.

    Quote Originally Posted by Artsdradamus View Post
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