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    I find it funny that people here question my integrity n think I would actually consider lying about something to try n impress some fucking dipshits on an internet forum.

    The funniest part is wtf is remotely impressive about this story that I would actually bother making it up?
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    Quote Originally Posted by noel411 View Post
    What kind of a man takes 5 minutes to shower? I'm more like 3.

    She's impatient. I don't take that long. Tho my brothers have the same complaint about me. I'm thorough. I don't like forgetting to bring stuff. I'll b about to leave n then think of something I'm forgetting. That typically happens numerous thymes whenever I go out. It's an especially big cunt cos I live in a fourth floor apartment n often when I'm going somewhere I'll do like 3 trips back up n down the stairs to grab shit I forgot.
    This sounds like OCD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noel411 View Post
    Ask Mister Yo what she looks like. He's seen pictures of her. It'd b fucking hilarious if I posted those pictures here, which I would NEVER do. U'd b crying urself to sleep every night trying to tell convince urself this is all lies.
    I promise you that if you post a picture of a hot chick who won't fuck you because you are a smelly dirtbag, I will 100% believe you.
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    I also don't like when young millennials call me "sir"


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    Lolz, if u wanna talk about my ocd that's a whole new thread, bwoy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by noel411 View Post
    I find it funny that people here question my integrity n think I would actually consider lying about something to try n impress some fucking dipshits on an internet forum.

    The funniest part is wtf is remotely impressive about this story that I would actually bother making it up?
    Youíre the one who constantly claims to just be ďtaking the pissĒ and itís all some big joke.

    Itís like I said. Youíre In depth posts are VERY SERIOUS, and your just a sensitive, obsessive compulsive person.

    You donít like people or claim not to, because you desperately want their admiration and when you donít get it, you withdraw.

    If this girl is indeed that hot, and you are too afraid to fuck her, then it only reaffirms everything.

    Youíre putting the pussy on a pedestal bro.

    Take a shower, and go put your ball stank on this bitch.
    Look eye, always look eye.


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    Yeah my in depth posts r serious. But my commentary on shit is usually at least half taking the piss.

    It's def not a case of putting the pussy on a pedestal. It's just over thinking the whole situation. It's a curse. No doubt about it.

    At this point I kinda regret not trying to make it happen. I think if the situation arises again n I think it's on, I might approach things differently.

    Thyme will tell.
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    And wtf is up with Italians? Everyone here takes the piss n gives me shit, n rightly so. I wouldn't expect or accept any less. But u 2 cunts seem downright bitter n resentful about my life, n like u genuinely wanna bring me down.

    What's up with that?
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    Noel, I'll go first. Here's a picture of a hot chick who won't fuck me.



    Now don't cry yourself to sleep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by noel411 View Post
    And wtf is up with Italians? Everyone here takes the piss n gives me shit, n rightly so. I wouldn't expect or accept any less. But u 2 cunts seem downright bitter n resentful about my life, n like u genuinely wanna bring me down.

    What's up with that?
    It's either a deep seated jealousy of sexy blue eyes or a simple cultural-disconnect of "banter" between the sausauge-BO eyetalians and the kebab-BO aussies.
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    Weak erections and watery nut.

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    Noel, if you don't feel yourself worthy of a bath, you're probably not fucking because you don't think you deserve the pusheh. Also, you must really hate her if you want to pull out your oniony yellowing rancid dick and give her a violent yeast infection while kebab sweat pours from your balding scalp and armpits onto her half suicidal face. Just smudging her numb vagina with a porn deflated flaccid garlic dick like a smegma drenched fly beating fruitlessly into a window.
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    ^proper fuc'n HARD lolz were had
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    Second thyme 'round still hard lolz persisted.

    Best post I've seen in a long thyme.
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    why is noel eating garlic on a stick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TSA View Post
    Noel, if you don't feel yourself worthy of a bath, you're probably not fucking because you don't think you deserve the pusheh. Also, you must really hate her if you want to pull out your oniony yellowing rancid dick and give her a violent yeast infection while kebab sweat pours from your balding scalp and armpits onto her half suicidal face. Just smudging her numb vagina with a porn deflated flaccid garlic dick like a smegma drenched fly beating fruitlessly into a window.
    Quote Originally Posted by noel411 View Post
    ^proper fuc'n HARD lolz were had
    I think TSA won this thread's 'creative writing award' with this line:

    smudging her numb vagina with a porn deflated flaccid garlic dick
    He should get into erotic freelance writing for dudes who won't bathe unless a piss-taking father figure screams at them
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    Weak erections and watery nut.

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    ^fuc'n lolz. That was my fave part too.

    The second best part was ' your oniony yellowing rancid dick'.

    I'm still having proper lolz when I Amy Reid it.
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