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    Lol damn chunkz Iím having trouble even imagining what 215 looks like on that Old World African frame. I imagine itís all head and stomach.
    your culturally insensitive jokes have nuance, and that's really all we ask for.

    But I was KO=>CK diesel before getting fat diesel so I just look like 'a regular 30ish year old man that may have been active in the past and drinks beer'. but you're right, all face and gut lol.

    I would love to have a homo erotic flex off with the gelatinous beerock alas the late great style v. ironman.
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    I'm trying to look like the bull Doochi D in the NBA JAM era

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    "Like a doggggggggg"

    *thin lips retract and pucker
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    Weak erections and watery nut.

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    I donít think Iíve had abs since I was 16. When you labor itís all about them slave muscles. Shoulder forearms, legs.
    Iím talking about real old world slavery.. moving boulders around not this picking cotton fantasy slavery.

    If I hit the gym Iíd look like Ronnie minus the top heavy steroid ďbulkĒ.

    You pencil pushers couldnít handle the grind.

    Only Rob has had a stint. With a strong chin like that, he could hang if he wanted too.

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    Feel bad for those underdeveloped chinlet dudes with weak genetics. I couldn't wake up every morning with a female jaw line and narrow shoulders. The 'mass shooter' phenomenon makes complete sense. Low energy mutts breeding like rabbits. Predicting the next 2 decades will mostly be Hapas going postal.

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    everyone that isnt half neanderthal has the last jaw in the picture, which also differs from a horn-like hapsburg jaw. Big difference between being homosapien and Ivan Ooze.

    ironically, white people used to say that having the first chin was proof of their superiority lol. I used to work with a beech who only had a neck and upper lip, nothing in between. Real Lovecraft type shit.

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    There are some exercises you can do to improve your jawline. Neck training helps too. But the brow ridge is also an important part of the alpha look. You want that Neanderthal brow, bros.
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    I'm at 172 right now. Never looked more lean.

    Guess I should start adding some muscle.

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    From the moment you start lifting, you'll be small forever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TSA View Post
    everyone that isnt half neanderthal has the last jaw in the picture, which also differs from a horn-like hapsburg jaw. Big difference between being homosapien and Ivan Ooze.

    ironically, white people used to say that having the first chin was proof of their superiority lol. I used to work with a beech who only had a neck and upper lip, nothing in between. Real Lovecraft type shit.

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    Mugobby naps like my old man used too during the second half of major sporting events.

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    I don't get the growing your muscles shit at all.

    I exercise for a few hours twice a week just because its necessary once you hit 30. Beyond just keeping in basic shape, I don't get it. It seems vain, and boring too if you're just pumping iron for hours and hours each week.

    Unless you're like 6 ft 2, you shouldn't weigh 200 lbs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShaDynasty View Post
    I don't get the growing your muscles shit at all.

    I exercise for a few hours twice a week just because its necessary once you hit 30. Beyond just keeping in basic shape, I don't get it. It seems vain, and boring too if you're just pumping iron for hours and hours each week.

    Unless you're like 6 ft 2, you shouldn't weigh 200 lbs.
    It's vain, no doubt. But if you're the type of person to not half ass your training, you can get quite big by just a few hours of working out a week. I understand not everyone wants to become Arnold, but being big feels great. Clothes fit nicely, feels manly, girls mirin, boys mirin, small dudes hating but still mirin. You'll look like a dedicated person and people respect that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShaDynasty View Post
    I don't get the growing your muscles shit at all.

    I exercise for a few hours twice a week just because its necessary once you hit 30. Beyond just keeping in basic shape, I don't get it. It seems vain, and boring too if you're just pumping iron for hours and hours each week.

    Unless you're like 6 ft 2, you shouldn't weigh 200 lbs.
    I'm 5'10.5" and I still weigh 205lbs. Getting close to 450lb squat. At the same time, I can do 15 pull ups with a 50lb chain around my neck, I'm a pro at one arm pushups, I am still flexible, too. It's like what Jasper stated, being big feels good. Just don't take steroids. Health is your best asset so protect it by eating right, don't smoke or drink, always remain positive no matter what, and be real.
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