If someone invites you to an out of state wedding

[The Seer]

Should you tell them to fuck off?

It's not even a cool destination either, it's Tsa's home state. What am I gonna do there besides drive to his mammy's house to see if there are any mattresses out front? Still a long time before I'll have to rsvp or say fuck you and your corn wedding.

[The Seer]

https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/11487

Well now I have to go!

[Dooch]

My cousin did that. She had In in Florida tho, so at least it was on a beach and at a nice hotel with a pool.

But the wedding was on the same day as Ohio State-Texas, in 2006. Luckily the outdoor bar had the game on.

It was a lot of hassle for a marriage that ended up in a messy divorce that turned her into a sociopathic con. I feel bad for this new guy. She wrecked him.


But yea destination weddings. Inconvenience everyone and drain their bank accounts for your own ego.

[TSA]

if it's houston go, nowhere else is worth it. Houston has phenomenal food. If you're coming just come here to eat and use the wedding as an excuse, theres some RARE BREeD restaurant on every corner stacked on top of others. You'll never be able to take it in but it's worth coming daan and trying.


my neighborhood which is residential has a thai, poke, 3 steakhouses, 2 cajun, Japanese, 2 indian, chinese, Mongolian, jamaican, 4 vietnamese nigerian, soul food, and 3 Mexican spots within 10 mintues and I'm not exaggerating. If you drive through here you'll know that I'm even downplaying it.

If it's in dallas just make sure you follow the 1920s liquor laws and enjoy a city where you can only buy lite beer and wine within city limits, and if it Austin get ready for the pansexual remake of what I listed about with more gimmick and less STEAK. If its San Antonio enjoy masturbating in your hotel

[TSA]

though, Austin is great for beer

[noel411]

Suck this drunk alcohol dick

[The Seer]

No it's not Texas, it's Nebraska. Googled the location and it looks like a children of the corn town.

[TSA]

haha, oh, nigga, dont go

[Sir Artsdradamus]

Rob, I need more info to know what level of pissed to be at this couple...

1) Do they currently live there?
2) Are either one of them originally from there?
If not How far from there do they live
3) Is it at some resort that's secluded from the natives?
4) How close are you with them?

[Dooch]

I say go if you’ve never been to Nebraska.

[Dooch]

Can you drive there? I’m not very good at distances when I imagine the plains states.

I always thought Nebraska was more south but the I realized it was right next to Iowa and below a Dakota and next to Wyoming.

Fucking weird man.

[Sir Artsdradamus]

Haha. Completely unrelated to this thread, I was looking at a map of the U.S. the other day, and I also noticed how much farther north Nebraska was than I always thought. Also, I always picture Colorado where Wyoming is and Wyoming where Colorado is in my mind.

Furthermore, I used to think Detroit was farther west. It’s only about 3.5 hours from me and I didn’t realize that until I’ve been there several times over the last few years. I think it’s because the Detroit Red Wings used to be in the Western Conference in the NHL and I always thought of them being closer to Chicago.

[Mister Yo]

can you afford it? if yes...

do you want to go?

[Dooch]

Haha. Completely unrelated to this thread, I was looking at a map of the U.S. the other day, and I also noticed how much farther north Nebraska was than I always thought. Also, I always picture Colorado where Wyoming is and Wyoming where Colorado is in my mind.

Furthermore, I used to think Detroit was farther west. It’s only about 3.5 hours from me and I didn’t realize that until I’ve been there several times over the last few years. I think it’s because the Detroit Red Wings used to be in the Western Conference in the NHL and I always thought of them being closer to Chicago.

Yea I didn’t realize how south Denver is. It’s more south that Cleveland and NY and Chicago.

[TSA]

There's a county in western Nebraska who's police force is funded by catching people coming back from Colorado w/ edibles lol. Everyone gets pulled over coming in from CO so be careful. The county has 1 public defender and he'll tell you straight up. Someone I know was caught and the defender is a good friend of a family friend. If it's not Lincoln or Omaha you're going to be bored unless you go with ppl you can drink in a fucking hotel room with or like lot-lizard bars w/ lot-lizards that talk like the curly head girl on Ozarks post ODing on cigarettes.

If you're in Lincoln go downtown lol The downtown near the arena, not the downtown on O street. If you want guaranteed SECKs then the downtown on O street is fine too but I think it's been flooded with 21 year olds that dress like 2005 Eminem. Even at that they'll all play Lil Jon and Usher 'Yeah' a million times at both sections, and the girls will be shaped like utility boxes with beer bellies.

If you go, stream it in reel time and put it here and I'll tell you the exact girl that will give up the beer-gut box.

At best you'll be bored, at worst cripplingly disappointed.

Omaha is worst because you'll think it'll be better but it's actually worst.


...don't go.