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    and when I say 'downtown', not the bar by that name unless you're into washed up emo hoes.
    I think you'll enjoy the irresponsibility cheap alcohol in Lincoln, a couple of nice places to eat too and it's a generally nice, interesting place.

    If it's a smaller town feel free to name drop unless you're scared I'll pull up with the mattress cam.
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    One of them grew up in the state. I think I might have to pass through Lincoln if I don't fly, and it might be worth staying there in town and just driving 1 - 3 hours. Otherwise you'd have to stay and drink in some highway Best Western or something lame. I'd go to Omaha for the steak, but then again you likely can get the exact same cuts of meat in Lincoln.

    Getting hammered with the weird locals might be interesting

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    The Huskers are having a tough year but they are known as the most hospitable fans in college football.

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    getting hammered with the weird locals is the cool thing to do, def an opportunity to take advantage of. sometimes being that "guy from out of town" can get you pussy.

    actually had a couple out of towners in a bar i used to frequent. did they eat the shit out of me and my crew i tell you waht. one girl literally ate the shit out of my dick lol, she didnt like my crew but she was one of the hottest bitches ive been with.

    we exchanged numbers at some point in the night and she called me on the way home 6am and said, 'im on my way home, my husband is passed out in the passenger seat"

    i said if your kids were grown id make you leave him.

    havent talked to her since. but damn she was hot. good times good times.

    as for the hotel bars, yo god

    some ill shit happens in hotel bars. the best western around here, right off the highway, is one of the most popping bars in this proximity. they usually do live music, got good cooks, and a decent mix of people. plus fucking people you dont know is cake because you have a whole hotel to go to and people get way more hammered at a hotel bar than a regular bar cause... they aint gotta drive home.

    real shit.
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    that's a great fake story

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    Didnt realize Yo's Magic The Gathering crew slayed puss like that. Lmao
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    Isn't the idea of having an out of town wedding to weed out the people you don't really want coming cos you're not that close with them?

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    Rob got an Unvitation. he should go to the wedding wearing black-painted Timberlands.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShaDynasty View Post
    Isn't the idea of having an out of town wedding to weed out the people you don't really want coming cos you're not that close with them?
    Most of this guy's family lives in that area. He's not gonna convince all his blue collar relatives to fly out here. These are like 'salt of the earth' ppl. Likely farmers and mechanics. I think if you are over 35 and getting married you should do it privately or at the courthouse. Girls who fucked around for that long dont get their big expensive celebration.
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    People are getting retarded with weddings and gender reveals and even Christmas parties.

    My cousin used to do themed party’s. They’re stupid. Stop trying to make Halloween more than once a year.

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    Parties are great if there's chicks and booze. And it's in someone else's house.

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    Until mister yo's crew shows up and steals all the wimmen
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShaDynasty View Post
    Parties are great if there's chicks and booze. And it's in someone else's house.
    Yea I’m not 16 anymore.

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    I mean fine, some parties are shit like the family ones you're obligated to go to, but are you telling me you can't enjoy any party at all?

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