Is it a very 'cucky' experience?
What is confession like?
Is it a very 'cucky' experience?
Originally Posted by Dooch
had to go through this every month as a kid. you just make up stuff. at a certain point I asked my parents what sins I could confess lol. it was the school that had me go to confession, my parents thought it was hilarious
I wouldn’t really describe it was cucky. It’s been awhile since my last one. Probably in 8th grade when they forced us.
You basically cite some rehearsed lines, make up some harmless sins, and then you are forgiven and given some prayers to say. You can either go face to face or hide behind the screen.
I always went face to face like a true man.
Harmless sins...
Like drinking the new gay Sprite?
lol at the dad's face at the end. that's a man who is gonna put a gun in his mouth.
Well, I never went in there and said “I confess for beating my dick raw and thinking of every girl in my class and female teacher naked, which was probably my worst “sin” at the time.
As for the commercial, no matter how hard they try, gays aren’t going to be THEE thing. It’s just a passing thing, like hit stix.
Remember hit stix?
They wind up back in the closet where no one cares.
I never got to own Hit Stix. I did own some Devil Stix at one point. I should've became a carnie.
The hit stix commercial
Is legendary. I tried to post it but it wouldn’t let me. I can still smell the fresh drywall of my cousins mcmansion basement where he had all the good toys.
Another reason to stick to sparkling water. No more Sprite in my fridge. Not even for my guests.
The list of brands I have to keep in mind to boycott when shopping keeps getting longer.
Also that dad... pic related.
"I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi
Isn't breast binding an extremely unhealthy practice for women? The fact it was featured in a soda commercial is truly insane.
Imagine being an adult and having to ask a robe wearing fag who's literally in a closet for forgiveness.
As far as the Sprite/tranny shit, does that actually upset you guys? I don't get it.
I'll quit drinking Sprite if they come up with a new recipe made of tranny anal sweat and hormone aided breastmilk.
I think the goal is to not drink soda if you can help it. It's basically liquid candy. No one likes being hammered over the head with blatant ideological propaganda, so this commercial might actually get some Americans to drink water again.
What are black americans going to drink now? They can't claim Faygo, because that's already a gay white soda for mid-west dudes.
Walmart brand grape soda.
That would be unwise. LGBQT will claim it next for being purple.
Orange is the safest bet.
Do black dudes get down with Cotton Club?
I figure that would be a natural fit for many reasons.
lmao
Yea that's where the cuckiness factors in, and also not knowing if the gay priest mouth raped an 8 yr old earlier that day. I couldn't handle Catholicism. One side of the family is Irish Catholic and I never communicate with. Probably would go full Ray Donovan if I was raised on that side. It gets crazier when tracing my lineage. Pagan Vikings slaughtering Christcucks from the other bloodline. Very conflicting but amazing reading from what my distant uncle historian has gathered.
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