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    Default Musk unveils his asperger truck

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    dudes a fucking GOAT.

    was hoping it would look a little different and be 30k but still it isnt bad.

    i would like a tesla and was banking on getting the truck but ive always been a car guy so ill just wait till the cars drop a little bit more in price and then buy a battery with it as well.

    shit looks dope though and i bet its bad ass.
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    Looks like a Delorean rip-off.

    Musk, are you tellin’ me... that this sucker...is NUCLEAR?!

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    The exterior should be able to electrocute people and dispense tear gas. Also blades to cut up protesters that might be blocking you from your destination. An optional LRAD feature would be nice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Yo View Post
    dudes a fucking GOAT.
    https://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/sh...=1#post2631650

    His space junk is going to ruin astronomy, all so he can beam out highspeed internet and increase global porn addictions. Nepali shepherds are going to be searching for double anal scenes while in the mountains.
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    brah, who gives a fuck. high speed internet for all, hopefully he makes it free too.

    but look if Elon dont do it, according to that article, two other companies are gonna do it.

    never understood the point in being able to view these far away "nearby" galaxies. like wtf does that do. for anyone or anything.

    satellites are space junk? and you choose to mention Musk's satellites specifically? im sure all the countries combined have so many satellites surrounding the earth that you can only put telescopes in like three locations in the whole wide world to be able to see anywhere out into space.

    smh.

    still the GOAT.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Yo View Post

    never understood the point in being able to view these far away "nearby" galaxies. like wtf does that do. for anyone or anything.

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    Because there could be space pussy out there, and that pussy needs to be FUCKED hard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Chinroom View Post
    His space junk is going to ruin astronomy, all so he can beam out highspeed internet and increase global porn addictions. Nepali shepherds are going to be searching for double anal scenes while in the mountains.

    hahahahahaha......Quote of the year!


    I agree

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Yo View Post
    brah, who gives a fuck. high speed internet for all, hopefully he makes it free too.

    but look if Elon dont do it, according to that article, two other companies are gonna do it.

    never understood the point in being able to view these far away "nearby" galaxies. like wtf does that do. for anyone or anything.

    satellites are space junk? and you choose to mention Musk's satellites specifically? im sure all the countries combined have so many satellites surrounding the earth that you can only put telescopes in like three locations in the whole wide world to be able to see anywhere out into space.

    smh.

    still the GOAT.
    Astronomy is pretty important to our civilization, physics, scientific knowledge and all that. We learnt a shitload from it that expanded our knowledge of the world and the universe and there's still a shitload to learn.

    That being said, in the end more efficient launches and refinements of the rockets sending these sats up is gonna help us get further into space anyway where you can get a better look at that stuff.

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    ^fag

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    Guilty as charged. Two snaps.

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    Chin music is right. This dude sent one of his cars into outta space just because he could. Trump should put him on trial for interfering with the fox and friends satellite communications. lol

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    The problem with Musk's satellites is that they are all clustered together and he plans to launch thousands more in a train like formation. Existing sats are spaced out. So now they leave streaks in the sky during the prime viewing hours for every observatory on the planet.

    I didnt even see a tow hitch on his truck. Would any sane person use a giant battery to back their boat down a ramp into a lake?
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    Tesla and Musk as a whole are gimmicks for the bench players of the Ty Lopez YMCA b-ball team. When the impact proof windows shattered was pretty funny. Jesus


    He's ran out of Ironman movie fumes. I feel like Robby would be dooped into loving that nigga cause he has poor bone marrow

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