Wu-Tang Haikus!

[Max Chinroom]

stomach is growling
pantry is scarce and empty
rza please send grits

[STYLE]

i met her online
we met in person last night
we fucked true story

is she just a ho?
or am i the slutty one?
my dick says fuck it!

shes giving me head
base to head, hole in her head
i'm holdin her head

x-rated haiku
lick your pussy, suck my dick
69, don't fart.

i skeet in your mouth
some runs down your chin like drool
now i can't kiss you

i want to write a nasty haiku poetry book now. lol

one more.....

she's kinda ugly
but i'd fuck her anyway
pussy ain't got no face

hahaaa

[STYLE]

okay last one for real this time. lol

whats that funky stench?!?!
god damn girl! go wash your ass!
and use soap this time!

[shinobi4227]

gza plus rza

its time for me to quiz ya

would you eat Ms. Rza?

Haikus don't rhyme

[STYLE]

Haikus don't rhyme

why not?

[shinobi4227]

i dunno, rhyming kinda makes it seem so eazy and weak. I thought haiku's was bout only the words you say and getting the beats right, not rhyming.

[6² Chambaz]

pieces of feces
experimental exrement
people, let's all face the facts: RZA's a fool for Digi Snacks

[shinobi4227]

^ that aint no fucking haiku, the first sentence of a haiku has 5 beats the second is 6 or 7 i think, and third is 5 again. Not 5, 9, 13.